Bush (down) To Maliki: Heck of a job, Nuri! To American public: No graceful exit from Iraq. Deal with it.
Maliki (down) Leaked U.S. memo says heck of a lousy job, Nuri. But even Lincoln couldn’t handle this civil war.
Baker (down) Old CW: Slick emissary of Bush Sr. will provide life preserver. New CW: Timid study has no silver bullet.
Frist (down) Finally pulls plug on clearly doomed prez run. But at least his new crib in Tennessee looks like the White House.
Webb (equal) Red State: Snub when Bush asks of his son in Iraq is boorish. Blue State: War hero is fearless truth teller.
Pam Anderson Kid Rock dumps her after she cooperates with “Borat.” And she didn’t even make sexy time in his sack.
